On nights out.

We put our faces on, do our hair and slowly get dressed, all while knocking back a few ‘pre-drinks’. We get in a cab, we stand in the line, we pay our money and we get in. Next stop, the bar. After knocking back a few you suddenly feel queasy. Too much vodka in quick succession was a bad idea, so you stumble towards the toilets and perform a little act that I like to call ‘The Courtesy Spew’. Step up to the bowl, get those first few drinks out of your system and head straight back to the bar so your night can really get started.